‘Coach’ Dave: Liberalism Caused by Chemtrails and Cell Phone Chips

‘Coach’ Dave: Liberalism Caused by Chemtrails and Cell Phone Chips November 1, 2018

You can always count on “Coach” Dave Daubenmire to bring the stupid. On his little Youtube show this week, he claimed liberalism is caused by chemical poisoning and cell phone chips programmed to turn them into little Marxists. Because apparently liberals didn’t exist before cell phones were invented.

“We are ingesting—whether it is through stuff that they spray, whether it be stuff that they put in our food, whether it be chemicals when they’re growing the plants, whatever it be—I believe that we are ingesting, for lack of a better term, chips,” Daubenmire said. “Are we ingesting things that are transmittable or receive transmissions? Is that what’s going on? Is that why people seem to be so zombie-like, so programmed?”

“We ingest these things and then we go from 1G to 2G to 3G to 4G to 5G,” he continued. “These things are electronic transmissions, these are waves that are moving throughout the world and if we have ingested aluminum or some type of particle that picks up those waves … am I not somewhat charged as a result of that?”

“We have become transmitters or receivers, all of us have because we’ve been poisoned in our environment,” Daubenmire asserted, adding that Michael Savage was correct when he wrote his book “Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder.”

“I think it’s true, but I think it has been controlled or caused by outside forces,” Daubenmire said. “I can’t believe some of the things people [think]. I just can’t believe it. It’s not even natural.”

Yeah, I can’t believe some of the things people think either. Like this moronic nonsense. The man is just astonishingly ignorant and stupid (which are not the same thing).

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