Time to Stone a Bunch of Christian Right ‘Prophets’

Time to Stone a Bunch of Christian Right ‘Prophets’ November 8, 2018

While anyone living in the actual reality on this planet was predicting for weeks now that the Democrats would take control of the House and the Republicans would retain control of the Senate, Trump said it was going to be a “red wave” for Republicans. And some of his loopier sycophants went even further than that, promising a “red tsunami” because God wanted it, or something.

And more:

“Coming soon to a polling station near you,” Zilinsky predicted. “We are gonna have a red tsunami. You can take that to the bank.”

“Mark my words,” declared Chris McDonald. “It’s going to be a red wave in [November] and it’s a tsunami at that.”

“The midterms, I believe it is going to be a red tsunami,” said Mark Taylor.

“I hope [the Democrats] keep on the track that they’re doing because this going to ensure us a red tsunami,” Taylor insisted. “Not a red wave. A red tsunami.”

“I believe, regardless of what the polls have to say,” declared Andrew Wommak,” I believe that we are going to see a red wave.”

“God said, ‘Again, in the midterm elections, that map will be turned red, because I did not invest myself in Trump, putting him in office only to have halfway through the term, everything taken away. That will not happen,’” prophesied Kat Kerr.

“They’re looking at possibly the House changing, needing 24 states, the Senate changing and I don’t think that’s going to happen. I think the House stays,” predicted David Barton on his “WallBuilders Live” radio program.

“I’m going to stick my neck out and make a prediction,” said Stephen Strang on his podcast. “I believe that there will be a red wave and that Republicans will keep both the House and the Senate.”

“I can tell you right now,” predicted Rick Joyner on Facebook, “there will be a red wave in the midterms … It’s going to be a red wave.”

Deuteronomy 18: 20-22: But any prophet who falsely claims to speak in my name or who speaks in the name of another god must die.’

“But you may wonder, ‘How will we know whether or not a prophecy is from the Lord?’ If the prophet speaks in the Lord’s name but his prediction does not happen or come true, you will know that the Lord did not give that message. That prophet has spoken without my authority and need not be feared.

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