Corsi Hires Klayman to Represent Him

Corsi Hires Klayman to Represent Him November 29, 2018

I don’t believe in God, of course, but I regard this as proof that the non-existent deity wants me to be highly amused. Conspiracy nut Jerome Corsi, who recently refused a plea deal from Robert Mueller, has hired Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, and I could not be more giddy about it.

Conspiracy theorist Jerome Corsi has hired attorney Larry Klayman to join his legal defense team and is alleging prosecutorial misconduct by the special counsel’s office…

“I have retained attorney Larry Klayman to assist David Gray in my defense,” Corsi tweeted Wednesday. “In a memo to my attorneys, I have instructed Klayman and Gray to file with Acting AG Whitaker a criminal complaint against Mueller’s Special Counsel and the DOJ for prosecutorial misconduct in my case.”

And this quote from Roger Stone cracks me up:

“To be clear, Larry Klayman is a moron. He has never won a case in court in his life,” Stone said. “He is a lightweight. He is a legal know-nothing.”

It’s not often that I agree with Roger Stone, but he’s spot on here. This is going to be so much fun to watch. I can’t wait to see the legal filings, which will no doubt be filled with political rhetoric rather than actual legal arguments. I expect him to petition the court to have his case moved to his Uncle Elmer’s barn so he can convene one of those “citizen grand juries” to “indict” Mueller, Obama, Soros and anyone else who pops into his head that day.

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