Don’t Eat the Jihadi Chocolate!

Don’t Eat the Jihadi Chocolate! December 21, 2018

Far-right bigots in Europe are freaking out over Toblerone chocolates being certified as halal. They didn’t change the formula one bit, it always was halal, but the certification may help them market to Muslims throughout Europe. And that has the bigots foaming at the mouth over this “capitulation” to Islam.

Members of Europe’s far right have called for a mass boycott of Toblerone, after discovering that the popular triangular chocolate bar is halal-certified…

Toblerone has not changed its recipe, but some online commentators have taken badly the news that its factory in Bern, Switzerland, achieved a halal certification in April — with the federal spokesman of Germany’s nationalist AfD party claiming it showed the “Islamization” of Europe…

“I will never, EVER buy another toblerone!!! #BOYCOTTTOBLERONE,” one Twitter user wrote. “Too bad, I like to eat. But I don’t like Muslim food,” another said on Facebook, while a third announced: “Toblerone is now on my list!”

OMG, don’t eat the halal chocolate bars! You’ll get a terrible case of The Islam, and the next thing you know you’ll be strapping bombs to your chest and blowing up public markets! Seriously, these people just continually top themselves for utter absurdity.

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