One of my favorite excuses when some crackpot makes a ridiculous prediction and it doesn’t happen is when they claim that it actually did happen, but in the “spirit world.” Firefighter wingnut Mark Taylor is now using that excuse since all his predictions of the breakup of this imagined pedophile ring led by Obama, Clinton and Soros haven’t come true.
“These are criminals,” Taylor said. “These guys are not patriots. They have committed treasonous acts and they’re going to go down.”
“The Lord said, ‘Justice is coming,’” he added. “This is what people have to stand on. Justice is coming. God has said that the Clintons were going to go down, Obama was going to go down. It doesn’t matter how long it takes. The bottom line is it has been spoken, it has been decreed, it’s done and over with. It’s already happened in the spirit, now it just has to manifest in the natural. So people just need to sit back and relax and get your popcorn. Watch the show, folks.”
Oh, I’m watching it. And I’m laughing hysterically. So transparently stupid, and yet his followers will lap it up with a spoon and believe every word of it. I wonder if they have conjugal visits when you’re “arrested in the spirit”?