Wingnut: ‘Spiritual SWAT Team’ Sent to NYC to Deal with ‘Witch’ AOC

Wingnut: ‘Spiritual SWAT Team’ Sent to NYC to Deal with ‘Witch’ AOC January 16, 2019

Boy is the Christian right freaking out about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Dave Kubal of Intercessors of America says she’s at the center of a demonic presence in New York City and he’s dispatched a “spiritual SWAT team” to…I don’t know, set off prayer bombs? They’re doing something to stop this “diabolical” spirit.

“It’s been widely publicized that there is a coven of witches that cast spells on President Trump 24 hours a day, seven days a week. This particular coven is found in the southern portion of New York City.”…

“So, right in the middle of all of this, the southern district, in the middle of where these witches are doing the 24/7 spell-casting, we find the territory of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,” Kubal added. “Her district is in the center of all of this going on. Is this a coincidence? Maybe … Is there an evil thread running through this area, trying to dispel diabolical power?”

“There is great opportunity in the days, weeks, months to come, to see the enemy of our souls, his efforts to be exposed, for Satan to overplay his hand so that truths like what I am describing to you, coincidences that I am describing to you, will be discovered,” Kubal said, adding that just last week a “spiritual SWAT team” had been sent into southern New York City “in order to deal with this spiritual activity.”

I wonder if they’ll be using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and counting to three?

""Just like only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja!" Tim Minchin"

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