Heath Launches Incredibly Bigoted Tour — Inspired by Trump

Heath Launches Incredibly Bigoted Tour — Inspired by Trump February 4, 2020

“Coach” Dave Daubenmire welcomed Mike Heath to his Pass the Salt program to announce that he is launching a national “Faggots are Maggots” tour — which he says was directly inspired by Donald Trump. Daubenmire, of course, loved the idea and cheered it on because it fits his own bigotry so perfectly.

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“I’m going to do a world tour,” Heath announced. “The theme is ‘Faggots are Maggots.’ The tour is inspired by the work of Donald Trump. This isn’t satire. I’m serious. I started supporting Donald Trump early in the 2016 primary for one reason: He insults his enemies. He makes things personal that deserve to be personal. The decades of leftists being the only ones allowed to make everything personal are over. It’s long past time for WASP manners to take a back seat to the truth. Long past time.”

“Faggots are indeed maggots,” he continued. “Maggots consume the rancid flesh of rotting dead things. Faggots are no different.”…

“The subtitle for my world tour in 2020 is ‘Stump for Trump,’” Heath said. “We all need to stump from Trump or it’s all going to be over.”

“I am beyond sick and tired of being told that I can’t call sodomites faggots,” Heath declared. “For heaven’s sake, why not? When are we going to tell the truth?”

He’s going to launch the tour on the anniversary of the Supreme Court’s ruling in the Obergefell case, which legalized same-sex marriage nationwide. Sorry guys, you lost. Boo hoo.

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