Totally thwacked right-wing conspiracy nut Chris McDonald asked what he called a “food for thought” question — do you suppose Hillary Clinton had Kobe Bryant killed through a witchcraft ritual? Bryant was also a witch, he tells us, but worry not; he says this will be the only time he ever introduces such a crazy idea.
After Daniel asserted that Bryant was undoubtedly a witch and McDonald declared that his death was obviously a “ritual sacrifice,” McDonald asked the question that was on everybody’s mind: Could Hillary Clinton have orchestrated Bryant’s death through witchcraft?
“This is the only wild conspiracy theory I am going to ever toss out there on this program,” McDonald laughably asserted. “I normally don’t do this, but this is just a food for thought question.”
“We all know that it is pretty much a given that Mrs. HRC … is a witch,” McDonald continued. “Can a witch cast a spell on something like this to cause death and not be [known]? I’m just throwing that out. I don’t know anything about this stuff, you do. Is that possible if she wanted to get rid of Kobe? Please, Right Wing Watch, don’t be putting in that me and Cory are saying this; this is just a food for thought question. Do you think Hillary would be able to do it if she wanted to do it?”
You normally don’t do this? Do you not listen to yourself at all, ever? The entire show is based on conspiracy theories at least this bizarre.