Super Bowl Halftime Show May Have Led to Daubenmire’s Demonic Possession

Super Bowl Halftime Show May Have Led to Daubenmire’s Demonic Possession February 15, 2020

“Coach” Dave Daubenmire is still ranting about those evil “crotch shots” from Shakira and J Lo during the Super Bowl halftime show, wanting to sue the network for putting his soul in jeopardy. Now he says the show may have opened up a portal to the demonic world and led to his possession by demons.

“What if there is a [demonic] spirit that accompanies the visual of the pornography?” Daubenmire asked. “What if that opens up, what do they call it? A portal? A threshold? … What if sitting there, watching that soft pornography dance across our TVs, what if there’s a spiritual component to that? What if there is something that comes out of my screen?”

“What if there’s some waves? What if there is something that comes off of that video?” he continued. “What if there’s something, waves or some force that comes off of that? What do they call that stuff? Dopamine. What if that unleashes something in my brain? What if it’s like really and truly infecting me with a virus? What if it is really like that?”

I’ve long though he was possessed. How else to explain his utter stupidity?


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