How to get Angelina Jolie's lips

I came across this “How to” on the Howto wiki… and thought it was kinda strange and full of vanity:-) and sort of hillarious! Couldn’t resist putting it here..

The women readers – would love to get your comments!!

– Exfoliate your lips with a warm, wet wash cloth by wiping back and forth for no more than 30 seconds.
– Apply a good lip plumper (the most recent in lip enhancing technology). There are a few good brands sold in department stores and beauty supply stores. They literally plump up, smooth out and moisten the lips.
– Line and fill in your lips with a light brown or nude lip liner pencil (match your skin tone as closely as you can).
– Apply a matte flesh-toned lipstick.
– Blot the lipstick by gently pressing your lips closed with a tissue in between.

Tips

– These steps help you achieve the look of Angelina Jolie’s lips, but to get the actual fullness, you may have to consider more drastic measures like plastic surgery, collagen implants or tattooed outlines around your lips.
– Alternatively, some lip glosses (like Lip Venom) use ginger and cinnamon to increase circulation in your lips to create fuller “bee-stung” looking lips. The cost of this beauty might be a slight burning feeling in your lips.
– Reduce shine and make your lipstick last longer by adding an ever-so-thin layer of baby powder with a brush.
– If the look is a bit harsh for your taste, try adding some shine with clear gloss.

Warnings
– Cutting her lips off won’t work, sorry.

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