Height of…..

I remember when we were in College – "Heights" were very popular. Hadn’t heard them in a while! Here are some I just got from a friend (Thanks Jeshi!!)! I am not sure which one you like – but my favorite is the last one!

If you have any other heights that are not here, please do add them in the comments for everyones benefit!

New Heights

Height of patience: A naked woman lying down with her legs apart
under a banana tree.
Height of frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her
nipples.
Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.
Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an
earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgust: While wiping after a good toilet dump,
your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology: Condom with zip.
Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff
and his ass itching.

Tags: Height of Patience, Humor, Jokes