Why God Never Got Tenure as a Professor

This is funny.. got it from a site.. this list is based on the biblical God of course.

• 1. He had only one major publication.
• 2. It was in Hebrew.
• 3. It had no references.
• 4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
• 5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
• 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
• 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
• 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
• 9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
• 10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
• 11. When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
• 12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
• 13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
• 14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
• 15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
• 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
• PLUS, he never got an article published in the Journal of Finance.

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