These are as PJ as PJs (Poor jokes) come.. so I had to post them. Sometimes we all kind of love to enjoy them despite their PJ-ness! Sent by Raj.
Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I’m a”kela”.
Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just “mutter”ed.
Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.
A: Why do phools fall in love?
Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I’m a mota car.
Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don’t unda-stand.
Q: Where do earrings go on holiday?
Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: Jhinga Bells.
Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: “Aaloo lonesome tonight?”
Q: What language do carrots speak?
Q: What do you call a bald poet?
Dis da funkiest…
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it
A: Pizza – “HUT”