Here are some interesting quotes…
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
– Voltaire
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.
– Henry Fielding
Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack.
– Richter cartoon caption
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
– Thomas Szasz
I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
– Dwight D. Eisenhower
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’ma dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.
– Charles M. Schulz
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
– Robert Frost