Today's Quotes

I used to go missing a lot…Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

– George Best

Anyone who can handle a needle convincingly can make us see a thread which is not there.
– EH Gombrich

There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
– Kin Hubbard

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
– Mark Twain

Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
– Evan Davis

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
– Quentin Crisp

There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
– Victor Hugo

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
– Peter Steiner

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