The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. Read more

Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something. Read more

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Read more

The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore. Read more

Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. Read more

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. Read more

No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar. Read more

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. Read more