If Trump Ever Converts To Christianity

If Trump Ever Converts To Christianity October 3, 2019

Jesus isn’t offering his religion to people who are already good.  In Jesus’ modest opinion, some people know how to do the right thing without the guidance of his philosophy.  Read his words in the gospel of Luke 5:32 and you can arrive at no other conclusion:

“I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.”

It is to sinners, wrongdoers, lawbreakers, hard felons, soft delinquents, renegade rats, base-spirited degenerates, outsized liars, pathetical reprobates, gunsels, feckless ragtag white-collar crooks, the ungenerous, the mean and racist cons, and ill-starred men and women stained deep with immorality, and people blemished and marred by corruptions great and small, and people caught culpable and impeachable—to these Jesus brings his message of repentance.

Jesus did not come to lecture and berate the righteous or the virtuous or the upright or the honorable.  He said so himself.  It’s sinners Jesus wants.  “I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.”

Consider the Christian story.  Christianity claims to be a religion imagined in time before time.  It is a religion devised in the ageless eons before planets exist, and people too.  Christianity is a religion conjured in God’s everlasting past—and yet God did have consideration for the future.

At the right moment, in the fullness of time (as they say), Jesus would come to earth with an antique message, not for good people, but for bad people, for people who need to repent in order to become good people.  In other words, from all eternities past, God conceived a religion precisely with Donald J. Trump in mind.

So why has Donald Trump not repented and converted to Christianity?  Why resist a religion invented precisely for him?

There are several possible answers.

Maybe the religion of Jesus is incredible to Mr. Trump on the face of it: it does not compel Mr. Trump’s assent.  Maybe Mr. Trump finds that the historical documents purporting to verify Christian claims are weak and fallible.  Or maybe Mr. Trump thinks the miracle stories of Jesus are as fabulous as the Phoenix.  Or maybe Donald Trump simply likes being a bad man, and he resists repentance therefore.

But let us imagine a day when Mr. Trump takes Jesus up on the religion of repentance.  Let us imagine a moment when Trump becomes a true convert to Christianity.  Can his Evangelical enthusiasts help him to an authentic, remorseful penitence?  What could a repentant, truly reformed Trump look like?  Can we imagine Donald Trump becoming an honest, humble, humorous, charming, generous, open, self-deprecating Moral Titan?

Can the religion of Jesus, engineered with Trump in mind at least several billion years ago way before the earth was formed, actually snag Mr. Trump, save him, reform him, better him, and leave him enough years ahead so that he may engage in restitution for his long, long (indeed life-long) slog through a Sahara of sin?

 

Featured  image  ‘Trump’  by  Gilbert  A.  Viciedo  via  Flickr

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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