November 15, 2019

Washington DC – President Trump and his legal team asked the Supreme Court to block demands he reveal his tax returns. This comes during impeachment proceedings in the House of Representatives. A besieged White House isn’t content on playing defense. President Trump went on Twitter today to declare Jesus knows his tax returns, and that should be enough for godless socialist Democrats. Democrats Respond Democratic lawmakers are collectively scratching their heads. Representative Andrew Canard from Massachusetts expresses a common concern: For… Read more

November 14, 2019

Des Moines, Iowa – Bernie Sander’s Heart recently set up a training center here in the capital of the Hawkeye State, and residents are going wild. With longtime manager Mickey Goldmill and once foe Apollo Creed in his corner, experts believe the 79-year-old heart of the Vermont senator will demolish corporations, corporate shills, as well as American and Russian oligarchs. “This heart spits nails, kids,” Mickey told reporters. “This cardiac muscle eats lightning and craps thunder. He’s a very dangerous heart.”… Read more

November 13, 2019

Zion Lights is the spokesperson for Extinction Rebellion in the United Kingdom, and she is our guest on Best Advice Ever! Extinction Rebellion is a grassroots organization that engages governments to act responsibly concerning the environment. The group engaged in a two week October Rebellion where it shut down areas of London and staged protests around the world. From Extinction Rebellion’s Facebook page: On October 31st 2018 we declared ourselves in Rebellion against Governments for their criminal inaction on tackling… Read more

November 12, 2019

Oslo, Norway – This affluent Scandinavian country of 5.3 million souls no longer allows religious couples to adopt children. The parliament voted 150 to 19 in favor of the Child Protection Act. Prime Minister Andrew Kanard signed the bill into law. The statute takes effect immediately. Does The Child Protection Act Discriminate? “Sure it does,” remarked Prime Minister Andrew Kanard. “If you think the criminal code discriminates against murderers, then I suppose the Child Protection Act targets the religious.” Supporters of the law… Read more

November 11, 2019

I. I am Turkey thy dinner; thou shalt not have any strange foods before me. Turkey is the LORD. The Adonai. Fowl Jehovah. Show some respect. II. Thou shalt not take the name of Turkey in vain. After all the turkey has done for you, you’re going to bad mouth the bird? Bad Thanksgivinger. Very bad.   III. Remember Thanksgiving is not ‘pre-Christmas.’ Late stage capitalism is the Lord of this Broken World. It wants Christmas to control everything from… Read more

November 10, 2019

Reykjavik, Iceland – This small island country in the North Atlantic is making big waves by instating a new law against Christians visiting several of its landmarks. The Iceland Heritage Defense Act (IHDA) takes effect immediately. No follower of Christ may step foot in the areas designated in the statute. The Genesis of the Iceland Heritage Defense Act Conde Nast Traveller reports Iceland’s struggle with tourists: The country received seven visitors per resident by the end of 2017, causing the government… Read more

November 9, 2019

Best Advice Ever is a show dedicated to having great people sharing the best advice they ever received. Our guest today is comedian and podcaster, Ken Reid. Here is what his About section from his site states: ‘Ken Reid is a comedian. He loves horror movies, bronze age comic books, TV, punk rock, pie and pre-Millenium Popular Culture. You’ll like him. He has some stand up comedy records out, and has a weekly podcast called TV Guidance Counselor.’ Ken’s piece… Read more

November 8, 2019

The Naked Diner is changing! Cohost Jack Matirko engineered a system where our conversations with our awesome guests will be seen and not just heard. We’re placing the episodes on Naked Diner’s YouTube channel.  Don’t worry, you will still be able to hear the audio only version wherever you get your podcast fix. YouTuber Steve Shives is our guest this week on the Naked Diner. Steve’s been on YouTube since 2010. His channel is all about Star Trek, politics, comedy,… Read more

November 7, 2019

  ‘Ok Boomer’ is the newest chapter in the culture wars. This particular war was simmering for some time. Baby Boomers have been complaining about Millenials ruining everything from avocados (Note: even though I’m part of Generation X, I have had a run-in with the avocado toast crowd.) to the Hooters restaurant chain. The most recent battle started in earnest in New Zealand’s parliament. The Guardian reports: A 25-year-old New Zealand politician has admitted making “some people very mad” by… Read more

November 7, 2019

Washington DC – CNN’s fact-checker Daniel Dale died last night from repeated lies told by the President of the United States of America Donald Trump. Mr. Dale attended a Trump campaign rally in Louisiana when the tragic incident occurred. His tweets tell a tale of Trumpian sized falsehoods, and his struggle reporting the lies:   Trump is railing against the whistleblower, baselessly claiming the whistleblower “disappeared” as soon as he released the rough transcript. “A perfect phone call. A totally… Read more

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