April 3, 2020

Researchers unveiled a blood test that detects whether or not a person has resistance to religion. Soon, everyday people will be able to tell if they and their loved ones carry antibodies which gives them immunity to Islam, Christianity, Hinduism, Judaism, and other non-reality based belief systems. “Antibodies are our defense system against pathogens,” explained Professor Canard who teaches at the Theological Institute of Technology (TIT) and developed the procedure. “After the body fights off an invader, antibodies are in… Read more

April 2, 2020

My girlfriend thought it would be nice to work at the dining room table while I do whatever I do in the morning. And what do I do? I write jokes. Make memes. Go grab a coffee at that little place down the street. She was on a work call and I heard her boss say she hoped everyone “Stay physically and mentally well.” And this was my response. (Here’s a link) You should pray for my girlfriend, Disbelievers. Not… Read more

April 1, 2020

Dating is difficult under normal circumstances. Everyone has a horror story. One of mine occurred years ago. I was on OkCupid and connected with a lovely woman. We texted a few times and decided to meet. At that point, I decided to do an in-depth look at how she answered a variety of questions on her dating profile. She answered some of the big questions correctly. Is the Moon bigger than the Sun? Were dinosaurs real?  (Yes, these were actual… Read more

April 1, 2020

Reykjavik, Iceland – Citing its policy to have nothing to do with religious fanatics, the government of this North Atlantic country stopped all imports of My Pillows and sent unsold units back to the United States of America. Iceland’s Prime Minister Andrew Kanard addressed the world on his nation’s stand against Christian theocracy. Mike Lindell, the founder of MyPillow, gushed over President Trump and urged Americans to turn to Christ. There should be more science and less faith-based pillow talk… Read more

March 31, 2020

What is DAM? Good question. DAM is the Daily Athesist Morning Show. It’s hosted by Chris Mallard. On Tuesdays, I (Andy Hall, BTW) jump on as cohost. Our guest today was Seamus from the Free Thought Prophet. We had a lot of fun chatting. I may or may not have compared washing my hands to masturbating at one point. Enjoy the show! Here’s a link to the show on Youtube! Buy me! Did you enjoy this post? How about buying… Read more

March 31, 2020

Washington DC- We are all living in an era of heightened health awareness. While COVID-19 is making us pay attention to any cough or sneeze, other health issues haven’t gone away. The White House medical team is making sure the commander-in-chief isn’t going to be felled by any pathogen. An anonymous source within the administration leaked the results from President Trump’s recent blood test. It doesn’t look good. Donald Trump tested positive for stupid. Doctor Andrew Canard teaches at the Canard… Read more

March 30, 2020

COVID-19 changed how we go about our business. People who can work at home are doing so. Those of us who are essential workers (I’m one of them since I work with people who have disabilities) are taking extra measures to keep safe. I’ve been an interesting journey. It’s a path of learning, education, and even some insight into the human condition. And I want to share with you what I’ve learned. There’s Washing Hands And Then There’s Washing Hands… Read more

March 30, 2020

Washington DC-  A new scientific study reveals social distancing will turn men and women gay. The research shows the main weapon fighting the spread of COVID-19 will turn the average heterosexual into a homosexual within a span of 20 days. Professor Andrew Canard teaches at Judicial Watch University and is the lead author of Doctor Fauci is Turning the World Gay. “The data speaks for itself,” he said. “Within 20 days each and every person who engages in social distancing turns… Read more

March 29, 2020

Jonathan Pearce is the author of A Tippling Philosopher. We’ve chatted a few months ago on my YouTube show Best Advice Ever. He asked me to chat with him on his YouTube channel about COVID-19 and the US election. The conversation went in some interesting directions. I hope you enjoy our talk. Here’s a link to the video. Canada is my backup country comes in shirts, hoodies, and mugs!   Did you enjoy this post? How about buying the writer a… Read more

March 29, 2020

Dr David Kyle Johnson is the guest for this episode of Best Advice Ever! Here is his bio from his page at King’s College. Dr. David Kyle Johnson is Associate Professor of Philosophy at King’s College in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. He earned a master’s degree and doctorate in philosophy from the University of Oklahoma. At Oklahoma, he won the coveted Kenneth Merrill Graduate Teaching Award. In 2011, the American Philosophical Association’s committee on public philosophy gave him an award for his… Read more

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