#2 Someone unexpectedly me a gift, and I said,
“Fuck, why’d you do that for?”
Nice people, you know who you are. You spontaneously do nice things that take us, the not-so-nicers, completely by surprise.
I just got a very nice candy bar. It’s organic chocolate with fruit embedded in it. What makes the situation worse is that the giver actually wrapped it up. It just wasn’t Hey, I heard you would be hanging out, and I thought I’d pick up something at the 7-11 for you kinda gift.
So, my new policy is that I’ll have an extra gift on hand. This backup present will be on deck just in case a nice person pulls this kind off crap on me in the future.
#1 Jesus, that guy gets screwed over every year.