Five Tips I’m Giving My Kids About Cults

Five Tips I’m Giving My Kids About Cults August 12, 2016
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I have kids. Most of you have kids or will have them in the future. What will you tell them about cults? One of my nightmares as a parent is sending my children into the world when they’re young adults only to have them snatched up by some hungry, hungry cultish hippos. Here are five topics I bring up with my kids to prepare them for the onslaught.

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