My son is 14, and he’s nice. Very nice. A little too nice. So every once in a while I gift him an insult that he can use because his brain doesn’t do mean.
My gift for him to write in his personal insult lexicon was this…
“You’re the reason why brother and sister shouldn’t fuck.”
That is a slice of true story there. Yup, I’m what you call an untraditional parent.
Enjoy today’s 3!