I’m making April Vladimir Putin Gangbangs Goats Month here on the bl0g. I’ve made fun of, well, a lot of people. Putin, however, has not been a target and I apologize for that, Disbelievers.
If I play my cards right and get enough laughs, Russian hackers will take down Patheos and I will be found dead in the back seat of my car. It’ll be called a suicide even though I got shot in the back of the head.
Enjoy today’s 3!