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3 Jokes For The Void

3 Jokes For The Void September 6, 2017

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I’m losing weight. I’m not trying to lose weight. I’ve done the latter for quite a while and on just gotten fatter. I’m using Stikk.com. Stikk allows me to lose the weight via hate.

You heard that right.

If I don’t meet my weight loss goals, I’m giving money to a Republican SuperPAC. My girlfriend is joining me for weekly weigh ins. She is my referee. On more than one occasion she’s told me she isn’t going to lie for me.

I did this a few years ago and it worked. Such is the power of hate.

Enjoy the 3.

"And as good as a kilometer - must watch Wicker Man"

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