The Florida Shooter Was A Member Of A Christian White Militia

The Florida Shooter Was A Member Of A Christian White Militia February 15, 2018
Maybe this one is too subtle?


The Parkland, Florida shooter, Nikolas Cruz, was a member of a Christian white militia. Florida school shooting suspect is a white nationalist, group leader says tells the tale:

PARKLAND, Fla. — The leader of a white nationalist militia says Florida school shooting suspect Nikolas Cruz was a member of his group and participated in paramilitary drills in Tallahassee. On Thursday, the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) spoke with Republic of Florida (ROF) leader Jordan Jereb about Cruz’s involvement with the organization.

So, Nikolas Cruz went on military drills. That means he went on one and thought Yeah, this is for me. White guys with guns.

What could go wrong?

Nikolas just wasn’t hanging out with these guys either.

Cruz was “brought up” by another member of the group.

I’m guessing Nikolas was being brought up after the death of his folks. I heard on NPR Nikolas’ mom died a couple of months ago and his dad has been dead for years.

All of this got me wondering. What is the Republic of Florida all about?

They want you to know they are definitely NOT racist.

One of the questions on their FAQ page is Are You a Hate Group? Do You Hate Minorities?

I wonder what their answer will be?

Considering we are minorities ourselves statistically in most cases, No we do not hate minorities. Noting the spirit of the question, No. We don’t hate people who are not white. We have done business with many people who are not white and work with people who are nonwhite in our communities toward our ultimate goals. Ironically, Black people are very often a lot more accepting of our beliefs than white liberals.

See, the Nazis aren’t racist. They just have a militia and play White Power in the Florida swamps. Nothing to see here. Just move along.

And here is the mother of all questions.

Are you a Christian Organization?

Technically, Per amendments to the late 1990’s conventions, We are a Christian Organization that makes an exception for a few Odinists. Now in 2017 almost half of ROF is Odinists. If following ROF doctrine to exact spec from the late 1990’s/Early 2000’s, No other organizations are allowed. But no religious belief is outlawed by the 10 codes as of 2017.

God bless America, Disbelievers.


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