Trump Dating Is Real

Trump Dating Is Real February 16, 2018

 

 

Trump.Dating is very real, Disbelievers. It’s a dating site dedicated to Trump supporters who are looking for that special someone to share their psychiatric diagnoses with.

Trump.Dating isn’t subtle.

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I swear to my fictitious God I’m not making this up. It’s as if a satirical piece came to life and wants to have sex with FOX News personalities.

I want you to guess how many non-white people are featured on the page. I’ll give you a hint. It’s between zero and none.

The Daily Caller chatted with those behind Trump.Dating. Here are some excerpts from MAKE DATING GREAT AGAIN: Dating Site For Trump Supporters Officially Launches.

“Political leanings are part of each and every person’s foundation,” said Sean McGrossier, founder and owner of Trump.Dating. “Every Trump supporter in America right now knows how hostile the political climate is, forced to hide our loud-and-proud support for the president in colleges, restaurants, chatrooms, and more. With Trump.Dating, users don’t have to skirt around the awkward Trump question. They already know.”

I wonder if there is a dating site named Fascists4Fascists?

“This is the first modern, functional dating site designed by Trump supporters, for Trump supporters,” said McGrossier. “Users can rest assured every person they are talking to is behind the president, with red, white, and blue blood that flows for America each and every day. Spread the word about the launch of our new freedom-based dating site, and head on over today to find love through Trump on Trump.Dating.”

One of you reading this please sign up and go on a date. Contact me beforehand and we’ll cook up some crazy crap for you to say. Report back and I’ll publish your story.

How is that not fun?

 

 

Hat tip to comedian Justin P. Drew.


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Me!!Andrew Hall is the author of Laughing in Disbelief. Besides writing a blog, co-hosting the Naked Diner, he wrote two books, Vampires, Lovers, and Other Strangers and God’s Diary: January 2017 . Andrew is reading through the Bible and making videos about his journey on YouTube. He is a talented stand-up comedian. You can find him on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.

 

 


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