Weird Crispy

Weird Crispy February 27, 2018

The Ziegfeld Theater.

Here is the latest of my Andy’s Follies series.




It’s all so horribly true.

I’m going to be honest with you all. I’ve given up on being healthy — physically or mentally. My grand strategy right now is to be the least unhealthy possible. I’m not going to be running any marathons. A 26-mile race isn’t in the cards. Maybe it’s the same for me and relationships. Perhaps a long and intense emotional marathon would send me back into the loving arms of Colonel Sanders?

That being said, I prefer walking. Light leisurely walking where I can smell the flowers, drink alcohol when I want to, and not have to be reminded of my Mom whenever I turn over in bed.

Wait a minute. Am I still talking about exercise?

Probably not.

I’m not offering advice to any of you reading this. Be healthy. Go climb a mountain! Get engaged. Be married. Have a twenty, thirty, or even forty year monogamous relationship. Go for that brass ring and blue ribbon!


I think I’ll just talk a stroll and smell some roses.

You can see the rest of the series at Andy’!



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