People Talk About Finding God

People Talk About Finding God August 29, 2018

 

People find God in many ways. I found God in a dream one time. He was hidden in an underground bunker and didn’t want to be bothered (true story). Towards the end of the dream I stared at one of those phrenology models of the head. It looked something like this:

A voice told me God “That’s where God lives.”

Some people really get to know God after suffering a head injury. I worked with men who suffered head trauma for 20 years. I got to learn a lot about God and the Devil and psychosis. It turns out God and the Devil can be banished with the right antipsychotic medication.

Other people find God in a rainbow. Does it matter if the Bible states the rainbow is a blinged out symbol for genocide?

Of course not.

The people in Clickhole’s video People Open Up About How They Started Believing In God After Finding A Big Bag Of Laundry In A Barn describe their epiphanies. It’s moving. And there’s more than one jibe aimed at atheists and other losers.

Check it out.


 


Andrew Hall is the author of Laughing in Disbelief. Besides writing a blog, co-hosting the Naked Diner, he wrote two books, Vampires, Lovers, and Other Strangers and God’s Diary: January 2017  Andrew is reading through the Bible and making videos about his journey on YouTube. He is a talented stand-up comedian. You can find him on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.

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