Officers from the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) seized Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren and forcibly placed her on a plane to New Delhi, India. Sources within the organization state the senator’s recent blood test proved she is part Indian. That was all President Trump needed to sign the executive order shipping Senator Warren back to her people.
”We aren’t tolerating illegals from Mexico, illegals from Narnia, or illegals from India,” President Trump tweeted. “So long, Pocahontas!”
Those close to Senator Warren suspected something like this would happen. Longtime friend Andrew Canard warned her not to release the results of her DNA test proving she was part Native American. *“OK, what I actually told her was Release the results when you square off with him in the third Presidential debate on live TV. You get to toss it in his face in front of the nation and laugh in his orange face, Canard quipped. ”She didn’t listen, and now she’s flying to the subcontinent.”
What experts are noting is no one in America is asking “Can he do that?” anymore. It’s as if everyone in the United States has accepted the idea the presidency is indeed Imperial. Many social scientists believe this is to be expected in a population which believes the Judicial and Legislative branches of government are advisory bodies to the Executive.
Some Democrats are happy Senator Warren is out of the picture. One anonymous Democrat politician stated, “When I heard she was getting ready to run in 2020, I got the same sinking feeling from when John Kerry became the candidate years ago. I don’t want to live through that again.”
Meanwhile, Senator Warren is reported to be enjoying her time in the cargo hold of the jumbo jet speeding her to the world’s largest democracy (i.e., India). President Trump was going to give her a ticket in coach, but Republicans noted they didn’t want her irritating other passengers with her shrill voice and uppity vagina.
*In my humble opinion this is one of the reasons why most Democrats don’t stand a chance against Trump. They don’t understand how to maximize their weapons. They keep trying to sell the steak when in all reality people vote on the sizzle. Reality stars like Trump understand that! If Warren becomes the candidate, Trump is going to roll over her. What do you think?
Andrew Hall is the author of Laughing in Disbelief. Besides writing a blog, co-hosting the Naked Diner, he wrote two books, Vampires, Lovers, and Other Strangers and God’s Diary: January 2017 Andrew is reading through the Bible and making videos about his journey on YouTube. He is a talented stand-up comedian. You can find him on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook