Trump Promises To Erase Obama Completely In Second Term

Trump Promises To Erase Obama Completely In Second Term June 20, 2019

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Orlando, Florida – President Trump kicked off his reelection bid at Orlando’s Amway Center promising he will “erase Obama’s legacy in the second term of office.” He continued to say Obamacare will be forgotten and no one will even remember Obama being President.

Here is an excerpt from Trump’s speech:

In my second term, I will undo everything Barack Hussein Obama has ever done. No one, and I mean no one, will remember his Presidency. I will fly into space and spin our great planet Earth in the opposite direction so fast we will travel back in time. No Obama.

The crowd erupted with applause with Trump’s time travel plan to thwart Obama’s mechanizations. One supporter said, “That man up there is gonna save my job, my kids from YouTube, and America from history.”

Controversy

Some unbelieving liberal critics are quick to point out President Trump is stealing a plot device from the original 1978 Superman: The Movie. In a desperate move to resolve storylines, the writers decided to have Superman spin the planet backward. In doing so, time is spun in reverse thereby saving Lois Lane.

Andrew Canard is a new analyst at the prestigious think tank The Canard Institute For Higher Prevarication. “I thought President Trump promising to cure cancer was a whopper of a lie. Flying into low Earth orbit and making the planet go back to a time before Obama was President is something only an idiot would believe.”

Defending Operation Time Top

FOX News correspondents instantly referred to Trump’s time travel plan as Operation Time Top. Soon, Republican lawmakers and evangelicals were out supporting the new Trump initiative:

  • ”Everything is possible with our Lord Jesus, even time travel.” – Jerry Falwell Jr.
  • ”Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is trying to kill America and pass legislation making spinning the Earth backwards illegal.” – Sean Hannity
  • Finally, a way to stop the gay frog menace.” – Alex Jones

Leading evangelical voices point out if Jesus were alive today he would teach even a mustard seed of faith could move mountains and spin the Earth backwards.

No one knows what other campaign stunts President Trump has up his sleeve. Some believe he’s traveling to the beach on July 4th to fight hand-to-fin with a Great White Shark and save the good people of Amity Island.

 


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Andrew Hall is the author of Laughing in Disbelief. Besides writing a blog no one reads, co-hosting the Naked Diner, he wrote a book no one reads,  Vampires, Lovers, and Other Strangers. There are rumors his stand-up is funny. When he isn’t shouting at the darkness on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook he is showing his kids how not to behave. Oh, he’s reading through the Bible and talking to interesting people on YouTube


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