Melania Trump’s Facebook Relationship Status Changes To ’It’s Complicated’

Melania Trump’s Facebook Relationship Status Changes To ’It’s Complicated’ September 9, 2019
What is the future for this power couple? Divorce? Or worse?

Washington DC – The world took notice today when First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) Melania Trump changed her Facebook relationship status from ‘married’ to ‘it’s complicated.’ People are wondering what that means for the couple and the nation.

”’ It’s complicated’ can mean many things,” says relationship expert Andrew Canard.”Melania could be signaling she is unhappy in her marriage. Perhaps the President and FLOTUS are taking a break from their relationship?”

Many Washington insiders are amazed Melania hasn’t publicly reacted to her husband’s cheating, lying, and lying about cheating before. It’s generally assumed the Trump’s marriage is one of convenience. However, every woman has her breaking point. Are we about to see Melania go snap, crackle, and pop?

“Did you see how she looked at Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau?” Andrew Canard noted. “That could’ve been a wake-up call. Sexy Trudeau can make a lot of unhappy women question their marriage.”

It’s not uncommon for relationship status changes to herald more changes in the near future. Could America see its First Lady announce tomorrow she’s single?

President Trump is reportedly not taking the situation lying down. He’s doubled up on his secret service guard. Anonymous sources report he’s planning to sleep in another wing of the White House in order to keep a safe distance from his wife.

Andrew Canard is watching the situation closely. “President Trump may not be the smartest President we ever had. But even he knows Melania could change her Facebook relationship status to ‘widowed.’”

 

 


 

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