President Trump Bans These Halloween Costumes From The White House

President Trump Bans These Halloween Costumes From The White House October 16, 2019

White House sources report President Trump wrote down a list of Halloween costumes staff must not wear. And to make things clear Trump informed them it goes for “hanging around the White House or anywhere else.”

Here is that list:

  • Greta Thunberg

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  • Checks and Balances
  • Nancy Pelosi
  • Fact-based facts
  • Statue of Liberty (with original inscription)
  • Senator Adam Shift
  • The Constitution of the United States of America
  • Leaks of any kind (faucet, pipes, etc.)
  • His IRS tax returns
  • The Emoluments Clause
  • Science
  • Fair elections
  • Proper grammar
  • Attorney Generals who aren’t toadies
  • Ides of March
  • Election 2020

 

The commander-in-chief wanted to give his staff suggestions for acceptable costumes this Halloween season.

This one will scare trick-or-treaters!

And here’s a list of Trump-approved costumes:

  • Republican Jesus
  • ALL CAPS
  • Father-daughter relationships that make you say, “Ick!”
  • Germany 1933-1945
  • Antebellum whatever
  • Kakistocracy
  • Thoughts and prayers
  • WALL
  • Donald Trump — tastefully done, of course (healthy hands, savage hair, and arms full of winning)
  • Non-gay relationship with hunky Russian president
  • That Particular Southern Institution
  • Kleptocracy

White House sources state staffers are buying several costumes in case their first choice does not find favor with the boss.

President Trump states he isn’t dressing up for the holiday. Many believe the costume he has on fits him fine.

 


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