Washington DC – President Trump and his legal team asked the Supreme Court to block demands he reveal his tax returns. This comes during impeachment proceedings in the House of Representatives. A besieged White House isn’t content on playing defense. President Trump went on Twitter today to declare Jesus knows his tax returns, and that should be enough for godless socialist Democrats.
Democratic lawmakers are collectively scratching their heads. Representative Andrew Canard from Massachusetts expresses a common concern:
Evangelical Christians are quick to point out even if President Trump is a witch, he is their witch. Many evangelical Trump supporters believe their pact with the Devil includes the possibility that President Trump is the Antichrist, a witch, or an Antichrist witch.
For a moment let’s put aside President Trump’s bad theology on what Jesus may or may not think about his tax returns — although “Render unto Caesar’s the things that are Caesar’s,” comes to mind. The real question is, Does Donald Trump understand what a witch hunt is? Is he saying the Democrats are witches hunting him down? Perhaps he’s saying he and his band of cronies are, in fact, witches?
“He gave us two Supreme Court justices,” one fan stated. “That’s enough for me.”
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