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Trump’s 2020 Campaign Song Is ‘Oops… I Did It Again’

Trump’s 2020 Campaign Song Is ‘Oops… I Did It Again’ November 5, 2019

Washington DC – From the first day as President of the United States, Donald Trump boasted he was already campaigning for the 2020 election. As he fights House Democrats’ attempt to impeach him, the Trump camp announced their candidate’s official song for 2020, Britney Spear’s Oops… I did it again.

Republicans Approve

“Do you know what this song means for the country? Once again, President Trump is going to own the libs,” Trump 2020 Campaign Director Andrew Canard said.

Those Republicans unacquainted with Britney Spears’ 2000 hit did a quick Google search and discovered lyrical gold:

I think I did it again
I made you believe we’re more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn’t mean that I’m serious
‘Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I’m in love
That I’m sent from above
I’m not that innocent
You see my problem is this
I’m dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can’t you see I’m a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, oh
Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I’m in love
That I’m…
Here are what some rank and file Trump supporters had to say about the bold choice:
  • Democrats are going to go crazy when we all start singing He ain’t that innocent. ‘Cuz Dems hate bad grammar. That, and Trump’s as guilty as sin.    – Bobby “Phillips Head” King
  • Don’t get me wrong, I love the song. But shouldn’t there be something about white genocide and Blue Lives Matter? – Karen McDonald
  • I’d rather have another song. I’ll support the President, but I’m not singing a song about me being in love. It’s kinda queer. – Scott York

Democrats Respond

Many Democrats are shrugging their shoulders and hoping independent voters are getting tired of the Trump Show. Recent polls show those voters are shifting away from the commander-in-chief.

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez pointed out, “Republicans think Trump is in love with them. Trump is telling them he’s not in love with them. Vote for him; he’ll screw you again.”

 


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