Blowing A Hair Dryer Up Your Nose Won’t Kill COVID-19

Blowing A Hair Dryer Up Your Nose Won’t Kill COVID-19 March 26, 2020
Florida strikes again.

You may have noticed there’s been an epidemic of stupid lately. There seems to be a positive correlation between the coronavirus outbreak and a spike in dumb.

For example, Okeechobee Commissioner Bryant Culpepper described a simple way to fight COVID-19:

“One of the things that was pointed out in this interview with one of the foremost doctors who has studied the coronavirus said that the nasal passages and the nasal membranes are the coolest part of the body. That’s why the virus tends to go there until it then becomes healthy enough to go into the lungs.

“This sound really goofy, and it did to me too, but it works,” he explained. “Once the temperature reaches 136 degrees Fahrenheit, the virus falls apart, it disintegrates.

“I said how would you get the temperature up to 136 degrees? The answer was you use a blow dryer. You hold a blow dryer up to your face and you inhale through your nose and it kills all the viruses in your nose.

“So that sounds like a really simplified way of doing things, but sometimes the cures for these diseases are very simple.

“Also, if you are worried about it going into your lungs, because that’s where it goes to turn into pneumonia, you can put a pan of water on the stove until it turns into steam and inhale it. It sounds too easy, but at this point, it’s worth trying,” he continued.

The next question you may be asking yourself, Is there a video of Commissioner Culpepper dropping down hair dryer-based medical wisdom?

Yes. Yes, there is.

The Okeechobee County Health Department quickly announced that you can’t cure coronavirus by blasting your nasals with a hair dryer.

Have you heard of any “home remedies” for COVID-19?

 


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