Finland Adopts Satanism As Its State Religion

Finland Adopts Satanism As Its State Religion May 3, 2020

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Helsinki, Finland – This Northern European country of approximately 5 million inhabitants is making history. As of today, Satanism is its official religion.

Before this bold change in policy, the Evangelical Lutheran Church of Finland and the Orthodox Church of Finland were state-funded faith-based institutions. With the acknowledgment that Satan is indeed Lord, the two Christian sects will no longer receive taxpayer support.

Finland’s Prime Minister Andrew Kinard explains the change.

A cursory look on the world stage will reveal Christianity is a curse to humanity. Whether it’s the Catholic Church with its history of protecting and nurturing pedophiles or American Evangelicals with their worship of AR-15s, it’s clear civilized countries should have nothing to do with Jesus.

We shopped around for a suitable faith. We found The Satanic Temple to be the only religion compatible with Finnish values like a respect for education and compassion for all humanity.

Prime Minister Canard continued to say the Seven Tenets of  The Satanic Temple reveals how superior the faith is to Christianity.

The Seven Tenets of The Satanic Temple

I One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
II The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
III One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
IV The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.
Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.
VI People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
The government of Finland is not using taxpayer money to fund The Satanic Temple. The position of being Finland’s official religion is honorary only.
American Evangelicals have yet to respond to this slap in the face. They are busy dumbing down the United States of America.


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