‘Oldies Will Have To Die’ Tweets Trump

‘Oldies Will Have To Die’ Tweets Trump May 8, 2020

Washington DC – A besieged President Trump justified the administration’s attempt to squelch the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) guidelines for reopening the country by tweeting “…that’s the price we have to pay. Some oldies will have to die.”

American shops want to open! Hair needs cutting. Demokraps don’t want to bite the bullet but that’s the price we have to pay. Some oldies will have to die. We’re in God’s hands, folks! Liberate America!

Trump Hides CDC Information

The tweet is in response to the all too true story of how the Trump administration attempted to bury guidance on reopening the country for business.

The Associated Press reports.

The Trump administration shelved a document created by the nation’s top disease investigators with step-by-step advice to local authorities on how and when to reopen restaurants and other public places during the still-raging coronavirus outbreak.

The 17-page report by a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention team, titled “Guidance for Implementing the Opening Up America Again Framework,” was researched and written to help faith leaders, business owners, educators and state and local officials as they begin to reopen.

It was supposed to be published last Friday, but agency scientists were told the guidance “would never see the light of day,” according to a CDC official. The official was not authorized to talk to reporters and spoke to The Associated Press on the condition of anonymity.

The Future

The public is responding to the story in predictable fashion.  Republicans support the President. Democrats are scratching their heads wondering how the country devolved into a banana republic so quickly.

One local father is doing his darndest to ensure his child will someday go to Canada for college.

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