Melania Trump Arrested At Canadian Border

Melania Trump Arrested At Canadian Border August 26, 2020

Milkgate! A crisis in dairy.

Melania Trump was arrested by United States border agents in the darkness of the early morning. The First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) sought refuge in Canada from an increasingly abusive relationship with the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

Border Security Spokesperson Andrew Canard told reporters FLOTUS drove to a checkpoint at approximately 2:25 am and attempted to pass herself off as “a professional cleaning woman named Juanita Ramos.” Ms. Ramos stated she sought entry into Canada for a trip “to visit ice.”

“Border security agents immediately saw through the poor makeup job on Mrs. Trump,” Canard stated. “She was carrying the passport of one of her maids.”

Initial reports state FLOTUS manipulated Ms. Ramos into “borrowing” the passport for a few days. Ms. Ramos’ lawyer states she understood what was going on and wanted to help a poor soul escape the clutches of the Trump criminal cartel.

Political pundits believe FLOTUS’s freedom will be curtailed even more than it was in the past. How exactly she got the GPS tracking ankle bracelet off is still a mystery.

White House officials won’t say whether or not Mrs. Trump will be microchipped, although anonymous sources believe it’s highly likely.

In related news, Nambia withdraws from Covfefe Agreement.


Don’t like playing reindeer games? Buy this here!


Did you enjoy this post? How about buying the writer a cup of coffee! 

Or becoming a Patron?

"But will he reveal the real shape of the Earth, the truth about Area 51, ..."

Donald Trump’s Upcoming Book ‘All Of ..."
"American here.Aside from some outliers, yes, far too many of us are "uniquely ignorant" and ..."

Americans Are Stupid? Pat Robertson And ..."
"You're correct. I'm referring to the economic system (Socialism) which by definition equals the elimination ..."

White House Admits Barron Trump ‘Experimenting’ ..."
"Vertical and cuticle or verticle and cuticle or vertical and cutical."

Americans Are Stupid? Pat Robertson And ..."

Browse Our Archives