Helsinki, Finland – The Finnish government announced today the Trump family crest is a hate symbol. The coat of arms featuring three lions and an upraised arm holding a spear now joins the rank of such hateful symbols like the Nazi swastika, and the 88 hand sign white supremacists use to symbolize Adolf Hitler. Sources say the Finns wanted to get ready for the launch of Trump’s new media intitiatve.
Donald Trump Returns To Social Media
Ever since Citizen Trump got booted off services like Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube for his role in the January 6th insurrection in Washington DC, he’s threatened to start his own. And now it looks like it’s actually happening.
Jason Miller, a long-time adviser and spokesperson for Trump’s 2020 campaign told Howard Kurtz on Fox’s “MediaBuzz” that Trump will be “returning to social media in probably about two or three months.” He added Trump’s return will be with “his own platform” that will attract “tens of millions” of new users and “completely redefine the game.”“This is something that I think will be the hottest ticket in social media,” Miller told Kurtz. “It’s going to completely redefine the game, and everybody is going to be waiting and watching to see what President Trump does, but it will be his own platform.”
Finland Stands Against Hate
Finland’s Prime Minister Andrew Kanard stated the new law declares anyone flaunting the image faces 30 days in jail and a hefty fine, “We don’t care who is displaying it. They could be one of our own citizens or a former President of the United States,” he said. “We have a zero-tolerance policy. This isn’t Mississippi.”
Sources report Finland’s parliament wanted to take a principled stand against what many consider to be an organized crime family before Donald Trump releases his new social media platform. Many lawmakers in this Northern European nation of approximately 5.5 million souls want to send a message to right-wing Finnish citizens. Law enforcement is pledging to monitor whatever platform Trump is going to unveil. It won’t matter where someone posts the Trump family crest they will be found out and arrested.
The small number of evangelical Christians living in Finland are up in arms about the new statute. They wonder if the government can cancel the Trump family crest will a new law banning crosses be next?
“We’re only going after symbols that represent hate and bigotry,” Prime Minister Kanard said.
And that made evangelicals even more afraid.
In related news, the Christian faith is destroyed by a new drug.
Stay in touch! Like Laughing in Disbelief on Facebook: