President Joe Biden is ordering every combat soldier out of Afghanistan and ending the United States’ longest conflict. The US military invaded the country shortly after 9/11 and has since been fighting the Taliban. In a strange twist, American evangelical leaders are celebrating the withdrawal as a win for religious rights.
Evangelicals Are Pro-Religious Liberty And Pro-Taliban
Until recently American evangelicals seemed to be unfocused. Since President Trump lost the election these born-again Christians have roamed the political landscape like Moses and his followers muddled their way on the Sinai Peninsula. However, President Biden is giving them a reason to celebrate.
Face masks are Satan’s way of keeping you from breathing in the Holy Spirit. I don’t believe in Mohamed, but those Muslim freedom fighters in Afghanistan agree with us on masks. – Reverend of Global Vision Bible Church Greg Locke
Women. Are women people or are they walking talking ribs? God already told us. Even the Taliban know women aren’t men — they are extensions of men. That’s why I’m celebrating their winning America’s longest war. – Matt Powell author of My Leaky Anus for Christ
The Taliban just ordered millions of my Joel Osteen’s Inspiration Cube – Islamic Prosperity Edition and I’m tickled pink. Those brave men are doing great things for their nation. – Joel Osteen
In related news, Representative Matt Gaetz has a new billboard.
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