‘Bury Your Bibles!’ Says Mike Lindell

‘Bury Your Bibles!’ Says Mike Lindell April 14, 2021


Born again Christian and MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is telling Christians to bury their Bible in their backyards because “Joe Biden and Black Lives Matter will take them.” The seemingly unhinged comment occurred on a Facebook live stream hosted on the MyPillow, MyFreedom Facebook group. The live stream included rants about Costco and Dominion Voting Systems.

Mike Lindell’s Problems

Mr. Lindell has several problems facing him right now. Some are legal in nature while others are economic. Many see his recent call for Christians to bury their good books as a way to rally his fans and customers.

Costco vs MyPillow

After Donald J. Trump lost the election Mr. Lindell propagated a variety of conspiracy theories about voter fraud. Once it became known that he urged then-President Trump to use the military to seize power, many Americans turned their back on the pillow magnate.

The Hill revealed the big box retail chain Costco is also turning its back on Lindell in the story My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell says Costco has stopped selling his products:

My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell said that Costco is going to stop carrying his products over his claim that there was widespread fraud during the 2020 election.

“Costco basically did a slow cancellation, slower than the other stores,” Lindell told The New York Post.

Lindell said in February that more than 20 retailers decided not to sell his products anymore and that he lost $65 million for his support of former President Trump‘s election claims.

The besieged CEO said he is a victim of cancel culture.

Dominion Voting Systems And Its 1.3 Billion Dollar Lawsuit

Mr. Lindell charged that Dominion Voting Systems used its machines to change votes for Trump to Biden.

Business Insider reported the story:

Dominion Voting Systems sued both pillow company MyPillow and its CEO Mike Lindell on Monday, after he spread baseless claims that Dominion’s voting machines helped rig the 2020 US presidential election.

Dominion is seeking more than $1.3 billion in damages. Lindell is a staunch ally of former president Donald Trump and a major GOP donor. He has repeatedly supported Trump’s claims challenging the integrity of the election.

In December, Lindell said that “the biggest fraud is the Dominion machines.” The conspiracy theory that Dominion’s technology switched votes from Trump to President Joe Biden has been thoroughly debunked.

Individuals working at Dominion have been affected by the hate Mr. Lindell created. The organization seems like its out for a pound of flesh and a pint of fluffy pillow stuffing.

Bury Your Bibles

After yelling about his battles with Costco and Dominion, Mr. Lindell turned his attention to President Joe Biden and Black Lives Matter.

What follows is an excerpt from the broadcast:

It’s only a matter of time before rioters break into your homes to loot and burn your Bibles. BLM wants reparations and they don’t want to work. They will take your big screen TV and every one of your MyPillows they can. Joe Biden wants you to think America was built on slavery. It wasn’t. The United States of America was made by God-fearing, hard-working people. Today they sleep on my divinely anointed pillows.

Black Lives Matter and Biden want to crush Christian America. They want your Bibles. Bibles connect us with Jesus. The government and BLM want to make you slaves. Bury your Bibles. Don’t bury your faith!

Professor Andrew Canard teaches Psychology at Miskatonic University. He believes Mike Lindell is entering the final stages of Faith-Based Delusional Disorder (FBDD). “He’s cracking like a walnut in the jaws of a nutcracker,” Professor Canard said. “And all of Jesus’ horses and all of God’s men will not be able to put Lindell back together again.’

In related news, a tank was brought in during a weapons amnesty.


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