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Cat Buttholes – New Study Reveals The Truth (Video)

Cat Buttholes – New Study Reveals The Truth (Video) April 29, 2021


Have you heard that canard men are from Mars and women from Venus? Yes, I hate that saying, too. Regarding pets, a study from 2020 shows atheists are from Planet Cat and Christians from Planet Dog. And while godless individuals can argue the merits of such findings I can attest I am firmly on Team Cat. I run a morning show named The Disappointed Cat Morning Show on YouTube and my girlfriend and I are on the search to adopt a cat (which is turning out to be difficult).

Sixth-grader Kaeden Griffin thinks about cats. For a science project, he ran a series of experiments. The question: Does a cat’s butthole touch surfaces when said feline sits?  Kaeden came us with a way to find out:

Kaeden, like many others out there, assumed that if his cat sits on a surface, then their “butthole will also touch said surface,” and to test his hypothesis, he and his mom, Kerry, applied nontoxic lipstick (bright red lipstick, in fact!) to the buttholes of their two well-behaved cats. The cats were then given a series of commands — including sit, wait, lie down, and jump up — and were compensated with praise and treats. The lipstick was removed with a baby wipe once they collected the necessary data, which took place in less than 10 minutes.

Here’s a video of the process.

And what did the intrepid researchers discover?

His mom posted the results on Facebook:

Long- and medium-haired cats’ buttholes made no contact with soft or hard surfaces at all,” Kerry wrote. “Short-haired cats made no contact on hard surfaces, but we did see evidence of a slight smear on the soft bedding surface. If you have a short-haired cat and they may be lying on a pile of laundry, an unmade bed, or other soft uneven servant, then their butthole maytouch those surfaces!

Kaeden is homeschooled by his mother who happens to hold a doctorate in animal behavior. She has inside information that he’s going to get an A on his project.

 


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