A new study reveals that 88% of white evangelicals support critical race theory as long as they get to criticize other races. The survey of 3,212 white evangelicals shows a community unready to deal with the actual history of systemic racism in the United States of America. However, they are happy to engage in what one professor is calling “LARPing [live action role playing] in a fantasy world where white people are naturally superior to all others.”
Professor Andrew Canard led the research team. “Not only do the 88% feel the need to criticize other races, but they feel any analysis of Donald Trump that puts him in a bad light is, in fact, white genocide.”
The SBC (Southern Baptist Confederacy) recently published a statement announcing it wishes to make critical race theory the law of the land. They are hoping to pressure state legislators to pass laws making it a hate crime for anyone to point out anything disparaging about Applebee’s.
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