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Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Pregnant And Matt Gaetz Is The Daddy

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Pregnant And Matt Gaetz Is The Daddy July 30, 2021


Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene and Representative Matt Gaetz are more than just colleagues. They’ve teamed up in recent weeks to push QAnon conspiracies against the 2020 election and the January 6th riot. Throughout their America First tour, there have been whispers about the two politicians. Sexy rumors swirl around the two. Perhaps their relationship is more than just professional in nature?

Today, Marjorie Taylor Greene admitted she is pregnant with Matt Gaetz’s love child.

“Our baby was conceived in the House of Representatives. It’s the People’s House and this child is the People’s Baby,” she said. “And that’s why we’re naming this child Q.”

While Greene’s family is taking the news of her infidelity hard, her QAnon family is excited. Support flooded in. Fans asked if there is a baby registry. Greene quickly said the best interests of Q would be to donate to her reelection fund.

Skeptics, however, don’t believe Representative Gaetz is the baby daddy. After all, he has a history of dating women much younger than Greene. Professor Andrew Canard teaches at Miskatonic University and he’s studied Republican psychology for decades. “It’s clear Gaetz can’t get a boner if he’s within 50 feet of a high school diploma,” he said. “This is just a stunt to squeeze money from the QAnon supporters.”

Only time will tell.

In related news, the GOP celebrates Freedom Medicine.

 


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