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Matt Gaetz’s Wife Has A Curfew Set By Her Dad

Matt Gaetz’s Wife Has A Curfew Set By Her Dad August 23, 2021


Washington DC – Representative Matt Gaetz is not the first man to ask a woman’s father to bless their marriage. However, the father of Ginger Luckey had demands. First, his 17-year-old daughter has to complete high school. Education is important in the Luckey household. Second, Ginger has to be home in bed by 9 pm on school nights.

Dad Puts His Foot Down

Chad Luckey is the father of Matt Gaetz’s new wife. And Chad is old school. He works more than 40 hours a week at his job at the YuGo car dealership and is proud to have put a roof over his kids’ heads and food on the table. It took him a while to come around to Ginger’s and Matt’s whirlwind relationship.

“They met in March and within a few months they wanted to get married,” he said. “So, when Matt asked I told him ‘My daughter isn’t going to walk down the aisle and get her high school diploma with your baby in her. He agreed, and we had a beer.”

Friends of Ginger are cautiously supporting their friend. Since the couple eloped, Ginger never got a proper party. Sources say there was some infighting among her clique because a few friends wanted to do an intervention on their friend and others didn’t. “It’s too late!” one friend screamed. “Let her enjoy her starter marriage!”

Matt Gaetz Is Still In Trouble

Despite all the good news for Gaetz, he is still under investigation.

Business Insider reports:

Gaetz is under federal investigation as part of the inquiry that led his close friend, Joel Greenberg, a former Seminole county, Florida tax collector, to plead guiltyto six federal crimes, including sex trafficking of a child. As part of his plea deal, Greenberg is continuing to cooperate with federal investigators on a larger sex trafficking probe. Gaetz is being investigated for allegedly violating sex trafficking laws and having sex with a 17-year-old girl. He’s denied any wrongdoing.

Professor Andrew Canard teaches at Miskatonic University. He’s studied Republicans under pressure for years. “He’s trying to save his career by marrying the girl he trafficked. Is anyone surprised?” he said.

In related news, Pastor Joel Osteen drowned in a pool of cash.

 


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