Oslo, Norway – Former President Donald Trump and co-founder of the Taliban, Abdul Ghani Baradar have been nominated for the 2022 Nobel Peace Prize. The award celebrates individuals who have “done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses.”
Members of the Hague’s International Institute of Justice nominated the two men for their work to bring peace to Afghanistan.
“We believe former US President Donald Trump was instrumental to the peace process when he pulled out over 10,000 troops and signed an agreement with the Taliban,” said Justice Andrew Canard. “Abdul Ghani Baradar worked with the Americans. He agreed that the Taliban wouldn’t attack US forces as they left the country. That’s what I call leadership.”
The news of the nomination stirred controversy worldwide. The Taliban are known for their strict enforcement of Sharia Law. In the past, women’s rights were nonexistent and under their leadership, Afghanistan was a haven for the terrorist group that launched the 9/11 attacks, al-Qaeda.
While Donald Trump is no longer President he is the leader of the Republican Party. He is celebrating the nomination. “I ended the Afghanistan War. Sleepy Joe Biden did what I told him to do,” Trump said to friends and family.
Republican lawmakers have been working overtime to pin the blame of the fiasco on President Joe Biden. Trump’s antics are working against that narrative. However, no one is asking Trump to be quiet about the award because as one anonymous source said, “Asking Trump not to misbehave is pointless.”
Taliban leader Abdul Ghani Baradar is reported to be hopeful. If he wins, sources close to him say he’s excited about sharing a stage with reality show host Donald Trump.
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