17 Killed In Celebratory Nerf Gunfire At Birthday Party

17 Killed In Celebratory Nerf Gunfire At Birthday Party September 7, 2021

The Nerf armory just before the deadly incident.

Fort McKavett, Texas – *Seventeen died yesterday in a bizarre shooting incident on 13 Hillberg Avenue. Counted among the dead are seven adults, ten children, and a Corgi named Aristotle. Police report at least thirty other people were wounded.

The tragedy occurred after the ice cream cake was served and those present state everyone was “a little jazzed up from all the sugar.” To make matters worse, the kids then attacked the piñata with a fury few have ever seen — unless they’ve been to a child’s birthday party that featured a piñata.

“The sugar from the cake and the sugar from the treats in the piñata were just too much for them,” said dad Andrew Canard. “Things went crazy after that.”

The birthday boy received many, many Nerf guns from his Uncle Jack. Those present Uncle Jack drinks heavily and tends to laugh at too many Family Guy jokes. The kids broke into the weapons and immediately started firing into the sky randomly.

“Nerf bullets go up,” Mr. Canard said. “They also come down.”

Within a minute, a deadly rain of Nerf fell on partiers. Medical professionals on the scene say they haven’t witnessed anything this crazy since a child ritually destroyed a piñata of former President Trump’s head.

In related news, QAnon offers new guidance in the fight against COVID.


*This story is loosely based on the very real story of how 17 died in celebratory gunfire in Kabul.

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