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Tucker Carlson’s Sex Dungeon Discovered

Tucker Carlson’s Sex Dungeon Discovered October 16, 2021


Tucker Carlson, the popular rightwing personality on Fox News, despite his homophobic dog whistling is, in fact, fixated sexually on Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg. A sex dungeon dedicated to Buttigieg was found in Carlson’s home leaving Carlson fans shocked. However, many others aren’t that surprised.

Tucker’s Fixation On Pete Buttigieg

Recently, Tucker criticized Secretary Buttigieg for taking paternity leave. The move struck the host of Tucker Carlson Tonight as a strike against common decency and something to be mocked.

Insider reports:

Fox News host Tucker Carlson went after Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg for taking paternity leave during Thursday night’s show, mocking the gay father of twins for “learning how to breastfeed.”

“Pete Buttigieg has been on leave from his job since August after adopting a child,” Carlson said, incorrectly stating that Buttigieg and his husband, Chasten, adopted one child when they actually adopted twin newborns.

“Paternity leave, they call it,” he continued, “trying to learn how to breastfeed. No word on how that went.”

It turns out Tucker Carlson has sexual fantasies of being breastfed by Buttigieg.

What The Sex Dungeon Revealed

The anonymous housecleaner who discovered Carlson’s sex fantasy land tells a dark tale of a sex dungeon.

This is part of her statement:

I was cleaning the bust of Howard Taft in his library when his head swiveled back, and there was a red button. I pushed it and the book case shifted revealing a staircase. At the bottom of the stairs were masks of Pete Buttigieg hanging on the walls. What was super weird was the Buttigieg full body costume equipped with functional nipples.

There were other horrors of the dungeon. For example, the shrine to the Secretary of Transportation is probably going to give the maid nightmares for months.

The Psychology Of Tucker Carlson

Professor Andrew Canard teaches Psychology at Miskatonic University. He believes Tucker Carlson’s homophobia is directly caused by repressing his love for Pete.

“You see it all the time,” Professor Canard said. “The men who rail against homosexually are the ones who want to get railed by dick.”

Professor Canard also commented he wouldn’t be surprised if former Vice President Mike Pence has a similar dungeon.

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