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Michael Flynn Tests Positive For Meretricious

Michael Flynn Tests Positive For Meretricious November 15, 2021


Michael Flynn has tested positive for Meretricious. The disease spreading throughout former President Trump’s political base has claimed another victim.

Sources say Mr. Flynn contracted the disease while attending a right-wing evangelical rally. At this event, he called on the USA to have one religion.

The Huffington Post reports:

In his latest journey to the edge of extreme, Donald Trump’s former national security adviser and felon Michael Flynn called for a single religion in America.

“If we are going to have one nation under God — which we must — we have to have one religion,” Flynn said in San Antonio at a stop for the far-right “ReAwaken America” tour. “One nation under God, and one religion under God.”

Mr. Flynn reportedly is seeking out faith healers to resolve the matter.

Dr. Andrew Canard is the world’s specialist on the dreaded disease. He believes every one of Trump’s inner circle has the ailment. “They’re all full of crap,” he said.

There is no known cure. However, patients do not die. Unfortunately, they can live long lives and make everyone else’s life miserable.

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