August 15, 2019

Andy’s Follies #38 is all about the Fundamental Attribution Error! And what is the Fundamental Attribution Error? I’m glad you asked.   As always Patrons can see the bonus panel on my Patreon page! If you’re interested in checking out previous Follies, you can check out the Andy’s Follies Facebook page (and please give it a like).   Did you enjoy this post? How about buying the writer a cup of coffee!  Or becoming a Patron?     Buy this… Read more

August 14, 2019

A recent study proves atheists are agents of terror and seek to obtain their goals through that terror. The paper titled Atheists are Agents of Terror and Obtain Their Goals Through Terror is in this month’s prestigious Journal of CryptoKnowology. ”We have Saudi Arabia to thank for leading the way on the atheist-terrorist connection,” lead author Professor Andrew Canard quipped. “The only thing we did was connect the dots.” The researchers did not engage in any original experiments. Instead, they focused… Read more

August 13, 2019

Bruce Marks is CEO of the Neighborhood Assistance Corporation of America (NACA). He sits down with Jack and Andy (hey, that’s me!) in the Naked Diner. This is probably the most important podcast episode we’ve ever recorded. I know, we’ve had on big stars like W. Kamau Bell (United Shades of America) and Trae Crowder (Liberal Redneck). And while they were great guests who enlightened and entertained, Bruce Marks is the one person you never heard of that you need… Read more

August 12, 2019

  PROVIDENCE, RI – For over two thousand years, Christians have been eagerly anticipating the Second Coming of Christ, but – following President Donald Trump’s rally Thursday – Jesus may return to find the locks changed. “Why is so much glory given to Jesus when Galilee is the worst run, most infested rathole in Israel?” said Trump. “It’s a backwater. A complete and total catastrophe. And this guy tells the people of the United States how to live? Go back… Read more

August 11, 2019

  Senator Mitch McConnell’s twitter account, @Team_Mitch, reportedly ran away from home late last night. Area law enforcement received a call from the McConnell residence at 11:59 pm, starting the Twitter account was gone. A quick investigation revealed the Twitter account had indeed fled. @Twitter_Mitch’s window was wide open. A makeshift rope made out of bedsheets apparently allowed the account to escape its second-story bedroom. @Team_Mitch’s backpack was missing along with items of clothing. “It’s a classic case of Drapetomania,”… Read more

August 9, 2019

Dan Arel stops by the Naked Diner Podcast and talks social activism, politics, and atheism. Dan is a writer and recently wrote the Introduction to Godless: 150 Years of Disbelief and Parenting Without God: How to Raise Moral, Ethical, and Intelligent Children, Free from Religious Dogma (Second Edition). He also contributes to OpenSource, Time, Salon, AlterNet, Huffington Post, and The New Arab. While talking with Dan I came up with the term Racist Red Scare to sum up Donald Trump’s campaign strategy…. Read more

August 8, 2019

Washington DC – Eric Trump was found stuck in a tree earlier today. Local firefighters rescued the son President Trump calls “That one over there,” but it wasn’t easy. At first, Captain Andrew Canard of the Washington DC Fire Brigade directed one of his compatriots up a ladder to assist Eric Trump off of the tree limb he was on. However, Mr. Trump was only interested in batting a leaf with his hand and purring things like “No collusion” and “Daddy… Read more

August 7, 2019

The Southern Baptist Confederation of Faith (SBCF) recently published 13 miracles attributed to President Donald J. Trump. Although it’s not an exhaustive list, it does show the wondrous works of the President of the United States of America. 13. The expulsion of deep state demons from the Justice Department. 12. Turning the water held in the foreign emoluments jars into cold hard cash. 11. Catching a large number of valuable pieces of information from foreign powers. 10. Healing the white… Read more

August 6, 2019

  Silicon Valley – The Global Positioning System (GPS) is a godsend for humanity. Fully operational in 1995, GPS allows anyone with a smartphone, tablet, etc. to find their way. Long gone are the days of having to wrestle with paper maps while hurtling down the highway at 90 mph. However, even though GPS is incredible technology, it does have its limitations. For example, how many times have you wondered if your GPS is trying to drive you crazy with all of… Read more

August 5, 2019

Washington DC – President Donald Trump was found in his car yesterday afternoon by local police. All the windows were rolled up, and the internal temperature of the vehicle was well over one hundred degrees. The commander-in-chief was dehydrated and suffering from heat exhaustion. He was rushed to an area hospital. ”It looks like he locked himself in the car,” reported the police officer who discovered Trump. “I’m guessing he dropped his keys just before trying to exit the vehicle… Read more

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