October 9, 2019

  I’m not a huge gamer, but even I know the United States has been on cheat mode for a loooooong time. I was sitting with my 14-year-old and a friend of mine. My friend told us about all the work she had done on her teeth over the years. And that’s how I thought of this joke. Needless to say, my 14-year-old didn’t grasp how genius the the joke is.  🙁   Read more

October 8, 2019

Naked Diner Podcast #163 features the hosts of the video podcast  Suicide ‘n Stuff, Dese’rae L. Stage and Jess Stohlmann-Rainey. As the the name of their podcast name suggests, the hosts talk about, well, suicide and stuff. Here is Dese’rae L. Stage’s bio from their Facebook page: Des is an artist, mom, suicidologist, and activist. She created Live Through This (LTT), a multimedia storytelling series that aims to reduce prejudice and discrimination against suicide attempt survivors. It reminds us that suicide… Read more

October 7, 2019

A new series of leaks from Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders’ medical team reveal they knew the 78-year-old suffered from having too large a heart. “His heart is too big for any one person,” stated one anonymous medical professional. “It’s my opinion that it would take the combined hearts of 20 GOP lawmakers to even come close to what Sanders has. And don’t ask me about Trump. Is it possible to have negative heart?” The revelation comes days after Senator… Read more

October 6, 2019

You might think Vice President Mike Pence doesn’t have it that bad. After all, most of the Democrat’s ire is directed to President Trump. And that’s true. However, Pence still has to deal with fellow Republicans. And that’s the premise of this sketch, Mike Pence Impeachment Strategy Cold Open — SNL. Here’s the description of the video with the cast of characters: Vice President Mike Pence (Beck Bennett) consults with William Barr (Aidy Bryant), Rudy Giuliani (Kate McKinnon) and Mike… Read more

October 5, 2019

Washington DC – In the wake of his recent heart attack, Bernie Sanders reported a spike in campaign contributions.  Many came from small donors who wanted to show support for the Democratic socialist candidate. President Trump, ever on the lookout for a scheme to make fast cash, faked a heart attack in front of the Washington press corps yesterday. The Fake Heart Attack Those present watched President Trump fall clumsily to the floor. Some remarked it was like watching a 5th-grade… Read more

October 4, 2019

A new study from Miskatonic University shows that people who didn’t understand the 1999 fan favorite flick Fight Club won’t understand the new movie Joker. The study titled Oh My God, Why Do I Read These Stupid Movie Reviews By People Who Don’t Get It? questioned 2,832 people who never understood Fight Club’s socio-political message. Participants who loved the idea of watching men hit each other and then went to Banana Republic to load up on khakis were 88% likely to… Read more

October 3, 2019

United Nations, New York City – The World Health Organization (WHO) presented an alarming report to the General Assembly regarding the epidemic number of street brawls between Americans and their British cousins. The cause? President Donald Trump and Brexit. “Between 2017 and 2018, we saw a spike in the number of fisticuffs in bars, pubs, and watering holes,” stated lead author Professor Andrew Canard of United Kingdom University. “With Brexit looming and the probable impeachment of President Trump, things are getting… Read more

October 2, 2019

Washington DC – With House Democrats lodging subpoenas at the White House, President Trump is defending on Twitter his “perfect phone call” with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. In an odd turn of events, Trump stated he was executing his role as commander-in-chief by ensuring America’s source of Ukrainium is secure. The Ukraine is America’s only source for Ukrainium. Hunter Biden enmeshed himself with our enemies to steal our Ukrainium. Ukraine has it. We need it. Biden was working for enemy! #Witchhunt… Read more

October 1, 2019

Reykjavik, Iceland – A deadline for atheists living outside Iceland to request Icelandic nationality has expired with 87,000 applications. Late applications are being accepted for another 30 days if those parties are suffering from acts of God. Atheists from around the world sent in their paperwork. Some were simply seeking better lives for themselves and their families. Others were fleeing from persecution in their home countries. “I know there are atheists in Middle Eastern countries who may get killed for their… Read more

September 30, 2019

From the Center of Inquiry’s International Blasphemy Day page: International Blasphemy Rights Day, held each year on September 30, is a day to show solidarity with those who challenge oppressive laws and social prohibitions against free expression, to support the right to challenge prevailing religious beliefs without fear of violence, arrest, or persecution. International Blasphemy Rights Day is observed every September 30 to commemorate the publishing of the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons, which angered religious believers around the world, many of… Read more

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