February 16, 2020

As skiing conditions worsen on Earth billionaires are looking skyward. The effects of global warming are everywhere. Sea levels are rising. Superstorms are the norm. Wildfires rage and destroy millions of acres. One area of the economy hit by climate change is the ski industry. CNN reports on the economic disaster: The International Olympic Committee (IOC) is well aware of the problem. In a report examining the impact of climate change on future winter games, the committee warned that as temperatures… Read more

February 15, 2020

Frankfort, Kentucky  – You probably haven’t heard of Sturmabteilung Fashion but it just won a big government contract for its sporty Brownshirt Line. Soon you’ll be seeing your favorite ICE officer, Border Control Official, and Vice President Pence’s Department of Anti-Witchcraft wearing them. Sturmabteilung Fashion is 100% owned by the Southern Baptist Convention. Founder and CEO Andrew Canard wanted clothing that reflected the devout and austere nature of his faith. And what better way to show it than borrowing the look of the National… Read more

February 13, 2020

What you’re thinking right now is, Not every Trump supporter hates immigrants. And that is probably true. However, every Trump supporter is the willing pawn of the Racist-in-Chief. Let’s start our list of the top 25 reasons why Trump supporters hate immigrants. 25. Unemployment of God-fearing White people. Most of us need two jobs in this great economy. Every job is needed! 24. J Lo’s Halftime debacle at Super Bowl LIV 23. Hate crimes (entering the United States) against real Americans… Read more

February 11, 2020

Grenada, Mississippi – This hamlet of 332 souls is your typical sleepy Southern town. Locals like to muse the town’s economy relies on farming and Jesus. They are salt of the earth, these people. Chicken dinners are on Saturdays and church is on Sundays. The preacher-man for Grenada and the surrounding area is Reverend Andrew “Good News” Canard. He’s at a point in life where most people have retired. Not Reverend Good News. At eighty-years-old, this man of God is doing… Read more

February 10, 2020

New Hampshire Democratic Debate Cold Open – SNL features all the players you’ve come to expect. Each comedian places their mark on a Presidential candidate. The bit is funny and a bit controversial in telling certain truths. Here’s the description of the video: 2020 Democratic presidential candidates Tom Steyer (Pete Davidson), Amy Klobuchar (Rachel Dratch), Elizabeth Warren (Kate McKinnon), Joe Biden (Jason Sudeikis), Bernie Sanders (Larry David), Pete Buttigieg (Colin Jost) and Andrew Yang (Bowen Yang) face off in a… Read more

February 9, 2020

  *Just before recent (and ongoing) debacle known as the Iowa Caucus, I had a disturbing thought: Is Bernie Sanders such a divisive figure that some Democrats would rather vote for Trump in the general election if Sanders were the nominee? My first reaction was No! Of course not! After all, President Trump is so horrible that any rational Democrat would never vote for him. Just look at Trump’s policies about healthcare, immigration, women’s rights, trans rights, and the environment…. Read more

February 8, 2020

Indianapolis, Indiana – For 20 years Chef Andrew Hall toiled away in the kitchen of St. Canard’s Catholic School. He joyfully prepared Pizza Fridays and Taco Tuesdays for the 200 or so elementary students that go to St. Canard’s. No one ever had any issues with his Sloppy Joes and yet he is now out of a job. He was fired last Friday for serving up the wrong the0logical meal. The student body had the option during lunch to savor… Read more

February 7, 2020

With her Presidential dreams up in the air, Senator Elizabeth Warren contemplates a position in Finland. Helsinki, Finland -Prime Minister Sanna Marin is shaking things up in this Nordic country. Elected in December 2019 as the first female leader, she recently orchestrated a change in parental leave. Both parents will enjoy 7 months of paid time off. NPR reports: The new policy is designed to be gender-neutral and will come into effect as soon as fall 2021. It will eliminate… Read more

February 6, 2020

Washington DC – While most Americans are watching the preparations for the New Hampshire Primary or discussing where the country is going after the Senate acquitted President Trump, a family drama is unfolding for the Trump clan. Thirteen-year-old Barron added ‘they/them’ pronouns to their Twitter profile. They/Them Controversy Friends, fans, and allies of President Trump on Twitter immediately noted the change. A tweet-storm of questions, comments, and observations exploded: Is Barron Trump identifying as non-binary? Is there conversion therapy for pronoun… Read more

February 5, 2020

Des Moines, Iowa – Kansas City Chiefs’ quarterback Patrick Mahomes is the undisputed victor of the Iowa Caucus. Due to technical problems with a new app, the Democrats mistakenly stated Mayor Pete Buttigieg and Senator Bernie Sanders won the contest. However, in classic Mahomes fashion, the 24-year-old led his team from a double-digit deficit to a devastating win. All Iowa Precincts Report The Democrats announced yesterday Mayor Pete and Senator Sanders winning Iowa with 71% of the precincts reporting. BBC News… Read more

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