August 9, 2019

Dan Arel stops by the Naked Diner Podcast and talks social activism, politics, and atheism. Dan is a writer and recently wrote the Introduction to Godless: 150 Years of Disbelief and Parenting Without God: How to Raise Moral, Ethical, and Intelligent Children, Free from Religious Dogma (Second Edition). He also contributes to OpenSource, Time, Salon, AlterNet, Huffington Post, and The New Arab. While talking with Dan I came up with the term Racist Red Scare to sum up Donald Trump’s campaign strategy…. Read more

August 8, 2019

Washington DC – Eric Trump was found stuck in a tree earlier today. Local firefighters rescued the son President Trump calls “That one over there,” but it wasn’t easy. At first, Captain Andrew Canard of the Washington DC Fire Brigade directed one of his compatriots up a ladder to assist Eric Trump off of the tree limb he was on. However, Mr. Trump was only interested in batting a leaf with his hand and purring things like “No collusion” and “Daddy… Read more

August 7, 2019

The Southern Baptist Confederation of Faith (SBCF) recently published 13 miracles attributed to President Donald J. Trump. Although it’s not an exhaustive list, it does show the wondrous works of the President of the United States of America. 13. The expulsion of deep state demons from the Justice Department. 12. Turning the water held in the foreign emoluments jars into cold hard cash. 11. Catching a large number of valuable pieces of information from foreign powers. 10. Healing the white… Read more

August 6, 2019

  Silicon Valley – The Global Positioning System (GPS) is a godsend for humanity. Fully operational in 1995, GPS allows anyone with a smartphone, tablet, etc. to find their way. Long gone are the days of having to wrestle with paper maps while hurtling down the highway at 90 mph. However, even though GPS is incredible technology, it does have its limitations. For example, how many times have you wondered if your GPS is trying to drive you crazy with all of… Read more

August 5, 2019

Washington DC – President Donald Trump was found in his car yesterday afternoon by local police. All the windows were rolled up, and the internal temperature of the vehicle was well over one hundred degrees. The commander-in-chief was dehydrated and suffering from heat exhaustion. He was rushed to an area hospital. ”It looks like he locked himself in the car,” reported the police officer who discovered Trump. “I’m guessing he dropped his keys just before trying to exit the vehicle… Read more

August 4, 2019

It was the first Saturday in August, and that meant it was National Mustard Day. Campaigning to keep his seat, Kentucky Senator “Moscow Mitch” McConnell gulped down pints of French’s Mustard Ice Cream. The mustard ice cream incident occurred at the St. Jerome Church’s Political BBQ, which happens to occur on National Mustard Day every year. ”I’m a real person,” Moscow Mitch explained to the dismayed crowd. “Real boys love mustard and devour ice cream, right?” Observers report Senator Soviet… Read more

August 2, 2019

New York City – New York City police arrested President Donald Trump yesterday afternoon. The reason? The President locked the United States of America in his car with the windows rolled up for hours in the middle of summer. “Police have the power to break car windows to save animals locked in cars when it’s hot out,” stated NYPD officer Andrew Canard. “I saw the country stuck in there, and to tell you the truth it didn’t look good. So, yeah, I… Read more

August 1, 2019

  Here we are with Andy’s Follies #37. I hope you enjoy it. As always, patrons can see the bonus panel on my Patreon page! Making these comics is fun and beneficial for me. Not only do I get to entertain, but the way I talk to people has shifted. Recently, I was talking about a delicate topic with a coworker when they what abouted me. I patiently identified what they were doing, and we were able to move on… Read more

July 31, 2019

Enterprise, Alabama – Reverend Andrew Canard of Warren Avenue Baptist Church is selling lottery tickets to true believers.  For $20 a God fearing Christian gets a chance of securing their spot in Heaven. “The Catholic Church sells indulgences to help you get to the pearly gates,” explained Reverend Canard. “Baptists can do better than that! I call my lottery Afterlife Lucky.” Afterlife Lucky is a game where a player picks 8 numbers from one to one hundred. They also pick a Thoughts… Read more

July 30, 2019

  Howie Hawkins is a presidential candidate for the Green Party. In this episode of the Naked Diner Podcast Jack Matirko and Andy Hall sit down and chat with him. For those of you unacquainted with the Green Party, this episode is a great introduction! And for those of you first hearing about Howie Hawkins here is a bit from his bio page: From the start, he was committed to independent working-class politics for a democratic, socialist, and ecological society. He… Read more

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